Amber Lynn Bach

I dunno about you, but most landlords are a bitch. Most of the time figuratively, and in the case of Amber Lynn Back, quite literally. She’s come over to our crews’ house to get the rent. In addition, Amber wants to know about all the parties and gambling and “sex noises” that are coming from the house. The neighbors are tired of our crew, and they’ve called Amber to take care of the issues. Did I mention Amber’s husband is the guy who owns the house? Or that he’s out of town on business? Or that he hasn’t properly fucked Amber in years? So Amber cuts a deal with the crew — BBC and when Hubby gets home, she’ll tell him things are fine. Hell, Amber will even let them slide a few more days on the rent! All she needs in return is some of that good, old-fashioned BBC she’s heard so much about!